the-vashta-nerada: today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”
burghers: i grew out of all my bras so now i just dont wear one
disneyprincest: i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again Lol
Anonymous asked: You're gorgeous!!!!!!
jehovahzwetness: Gay marriage should be legal because gay divorce court shows would be fucking hilarious
paigeouscontagious: [SEDUCTIVELY SOBS DURING MATH TEST]
People are too complicated to have simple labels.– Philip Pullman The Amber Spyglass (via fib)
lindsaychrist: i wont let this video die